Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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"Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!"
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"Preparation H," said the redneck.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one."
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A: A baseball bat.
An old lady went to visit her dentist.
When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs.
The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist."
"I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"
He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?"
The lawyer answered it anyway: "Never got caught."