Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.