Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find.
Oh my God!
How did you find me?
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
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Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
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