Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by.
One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her!
The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?
The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully, he said.
"Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, fucking beautiful!'"
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Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist.
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass.
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
A: Because their lips will get chapped!
What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A: A baseball bat.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte