Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"