Joke #11495

One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.

While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"

A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?" God replies: "So you can love them, my child." "Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?" "So that they can love you back, my child...!"

Q: Why did the blond layout on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? A: She wanted to get a dark tan.

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom – I'll show you how."

Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.

Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!

Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!