I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
What do you do for exercise?
I lift weights.
What do you do for cardio?
I lift weights faster.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me,
"Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it."
I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
I do two hours of cardio every day.
But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
Work emails are like the gym.
You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun.
You get bored of it within hours.
You only keep going to keep up your reputation.
The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym?
A: Curls.