What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.