What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican.
They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back.
We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams.
They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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