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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
A: For kitty littering.
Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens?
A: A meowntain.
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor?
A: Bad Blood.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.