Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die?
A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
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A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
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A: In the mainstream.
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Hipsters hate rivers.
Too mainstream.
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Q: Why did Hitler hate golf?
A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something.
They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them.
Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes.
The second man said "You don't have time to change shoes. You can't outrun that bear!"
The first man said, "I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you"!
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