Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.
Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.
Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
You have got to be kitten me!
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty. She's not wearing any clothes.
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?