"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants a man to satisfy their every little need. A man wants all the women to satisfy their one and only little need.
MEN Vs WOMEN 1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup. 2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip. 3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery. 4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
A man ask his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" Wife says, "I would take half and leave you". Man says, "Great! I have won a tenner, here a fiver now f*ck off!
Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.