Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
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To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":
Dog tags ring, are you listening'?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
It's yellow, not white I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wandering vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's my property.
Marked up as my winter wonderland."
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast,
"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."
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Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
My dick has glue
I offer it to you.
I am a dog
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up
And give you a shower.
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A truck was traveling through town.
When the driver stopped at a red light, A blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, "Mr. you're losing part of your load".
She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light.
She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver's window, "Mr. you're losing part of your load."
The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver's window, before she could say anything, the driver said, "MA'AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I'M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK......."
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A: Snowballs.
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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