Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
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Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.
Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
Roses are red "just like blood"
Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo"
So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out
And shows me 1 thing your shit.
Roses are red
violets are blue,
I have never tried
So can I stick it up you?
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My wife's face is green.
The room is now pink.
I think she yelled at me,
"That's your 21st drink!"
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
"Siri, why am I still single?"
Siri activates front camera.
Vote:
I am a dog
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up
And give you a shower.
Vote:
Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?"
Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied.
"Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey.
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I'll be there too.
Not in the cage, But laughing at you".