Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.