Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
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Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage.
Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer.
Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead.
During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring.
Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?"
Dave then got down on bended knee.
"Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body.
Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find.
Oh my God!
How did you find me?
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.