Joke #11636

Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.

Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.

"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"

You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.

A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.

Whats the similarity between getting a bl*wjob from an 80 year old and walking the tightrope ? In both cases you really dont want to look down !

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

Their was a camel and elephant, the elephant said to the camel. "How come you have your t*ts on your back?" and the camel got offended so he told the elephant. "Well why do you have your d*ck on your face?"