Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!