Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!