If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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