Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris does.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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