Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.