I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it.
Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.
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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car.
"What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother.
Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."
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Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won't suds up.
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Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
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Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
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The church is struck by lightning.
The insurance company refuses to pay out for damages incurred, as there is a specific disclaimer clause for "An act of God", which, amongst others, lightning is classified as.
The priest goes to every household and asks for a donation to rebuild the church.
One Christian farmer protested, "I'm sorry, Pastor, but I can't give money to Somebody who set His own house alight!"
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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Q: How do you make holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it.
Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background.
Move all of their icons to the trash.
When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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