Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.