Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland": Dog tags ring, are you listening'? In the lane, snow is glistening. It's yellow, not white I've been there tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland. Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. It's a sign for wandering vagrants; "Avoid where I pee, it's my property. Marked up as my winter wonderland." In the meadow dad will build a snowman, following the classical design. Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man, So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine! Straight from me to the fence post, flows my natural incense boast, "Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth, I mark it as my winter wonderland."
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!