Facebook: "My kids are perfect."
Instagram: "My kids are beautiful."
Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
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I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
Girls are like an internet virus:
they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!;)
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
Why is it nice being a baby?
It’s a nappy time.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang".
I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
Q: How do you fix a broken website?
A: With stick e-tape.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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