Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!