The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.