The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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