Joke #11881

Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"

Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.

Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.

Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.

There were three women who always hung their laundry out in the backyard. Two of the women noticed Sophie never had her laundry out on days that it rained. One day, they were all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the line when one of the women said to Sophie, "How come when it rains, your laundry is never out?" "Well," said Sophie, "when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Paul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know I can hang out the wash. If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash." "What if it is pointed straight up?" asked one of the women. "On a day like that, I don't bother with the laundry."

All employees are encouraged to stay with relatives and friends while on business travel. If weather permits, public areas such as parks should be used as temporary lodging sites. Bus terminals, train stations, and office lobbies may provide shelter in periods of inclement weather.

Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.