Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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