When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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