Joke #12002

Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.

Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.

Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!