Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.