Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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