Joke #12071

Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.