Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
"Hey, I have a magic dildo for sale," he says. "What? There's no such thing," she replied. "No seriously, if you don't believe me try it out in the bathroom. All you have to say is 'magic dildo my pussy.'" A bit skeptical she agrees and takes the dildo to the bathroom. A few minutes later she comes out. "Wow, that was great!" She says. She ends up buying the dildo and leaves the store. On the drive home she starts to feel a little frisky and figures why not try out the magic dildo. Well she's really enjoying herself. The car is swerving and she rolls through a red. She ends up getting pulled over by a cop. After she rolls down her window she tells him the whole story. She explains about the magic dildo and the shop. The cop says, "Magic dildo my ass."
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.