How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.