How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head.
He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”
His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!”
The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!”
His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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