What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!