Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.