Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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