They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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