They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.