Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.