Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
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He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
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The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
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The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
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It's not there...
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