Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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