Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.