The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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