Joke #138

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?

I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.

A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."

I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.

Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.

A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.

Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body. I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"

Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.