What do gays call hemorrhoids ?
Speed bumps.
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A: The taste
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During the process he pulls out a piece of corn.
Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues.
Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick."
The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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A: The guy who gave it to him.
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
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"I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one.
"I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another.
"I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon."
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"How are your hemorrhoids?"
"Swell."
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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat!
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