How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.