Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
A man walks by a table in a casino and passes three men and a dog playing cards. ‘That’s a very smart dog,’ says the man. ‘He’s not so clever,’ says one of the players. ‘Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.’
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face? A: It will kick off your ladder…
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.