Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.