Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: Why are black people getting stronger?
A: TV's are getting heavier
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Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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