Why can’t elephants go on the beach?
Because they can’t keep there trunks up.
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Q: why did the cow cross the road?
A: So he could pass the milkyway.
What did the dog say to the hot dog bun?
"Are you pure bred?"
Where do cows like to ride on trains?
In the cow-boose.
What did the idiot call his pet zebra?
Spot!
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
What goes black white black white...?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
"Ouch!"
He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"