Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive
Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.