Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: What are three things you can't give a black person?
A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass?
A: He becomes a toblerone!
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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