Joke #1465

Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Vote:
has 61.52 % from 950 votes. More jokes about: black people

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
Vote:
has 33.40 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Vote:
has 50.26 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Vote:
has 69.10 % from 855 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Vote:
has 52.28 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
Vote:
has 38.38 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Vote:
has 55.90 % from 523 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
Vote:
has 63.29 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Vote:
has 54.47 % from 435 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist, vulgar, winter
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
Vote:
has 22.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
Vote:
has 66.60 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist