Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black
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Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
A: You roll a penny
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Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass?
A: He becomes a toblerone!
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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