Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?