Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.